You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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