Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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