So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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