in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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