mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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