dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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