Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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