Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she pinky promised me she was 18
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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