they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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