wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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