New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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