Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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