Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
