Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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