I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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