You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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