Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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