One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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