Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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