Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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