You work out of a Hotel?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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