I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
