He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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