Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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