It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
