one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
