Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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