now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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