ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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