found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i dont even know how to be here
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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