great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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