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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say

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I FUCKING LOVE THE NANNY

Submitted by kittenkitten61 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:51am

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lawl

Submitted by sydneey on Feb 28, 10 at 11:06pm

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At least you weren't masturbating.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:33pm

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Fuckkkkkk yeaaaa. That was meee

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:30pm

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10:36, that's what's up, fuck the canuks

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:37am

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Nassau

Submitted by patriotsman94 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:01am

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LOVE the nanny totally sounds like me

Submitted by candygirl806 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:43am

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516 nassau countyyyy

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:32am

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Next time tell her you're a pathetic loser.... Or you could lie and tell her you were having trouble sleeping (obviousely what you did)

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:24am

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The Nanny is tha best to watch when you're depressed!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:50pm

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Love that show so much!!!!!

Submitted by helloyall123 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:05pm

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Nassau pussies! Hicksville holla front!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:35am

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I would have said pull up a chair

Submitted by subjesul111 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:41pm

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I love the nannyyyy!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:09pm

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In Soviet Russia, nanny teach you sex games then drink by herself till 3:30 AM

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:21am

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Lame.

Submitted by abfandango on Feb 28, 10 at 10:19am

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Lulz. Still lives at home and gets in trouble from his mommy. Cute.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:26am

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This is pretty sketch...may I suggest moving out of your mom's house?

Submitted by MollyB on Feb 28, 10 at 10:45am

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I find nothing wrong with this :)

Submitted by toto87 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:58am

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Fuck your nanny

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:07pm

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Def floral parkkk

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:13am

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In Brazil, we have sex everyday! Every time! Everywhere!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:32am

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In china nanny gets you drunk, and then fucks you

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:27am

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Go USA

Submitted by seesound on Feb 28, 10 at 1:38pm

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In U.S.A we beat Canada in Hockey for Gold

Submitted by Chris_B2 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:36am

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Replace the drinking with getting high, and the nanny with futurama, and there's nothing wrong with this.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:16pm

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Amen!

Submitted by SHarkKk on Mar 4, 10 at 9:16pm

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in america our nannys are jewish, ex-cosmetic sales representatives, from queens, have hot bodies, huge hair, love to shop, and are crazy horny for their employers at all times!!! what what!! beat that red china...no wait let me beat that for you uh uh uh!! hahahaha

Submitted by TitsMcGeeee on Mar 8, 10 at 3:40am

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Same but havnt been caught yet

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:53pm

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Monica, is that you?

Submitted by 18thAngel on Mar 2, 10 at 2:25am

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in america our nannys are jewish, ex-cosmetic sales representatives, from queens, have hot bodies, huge hair, love to shop, and are crazy horny for their employers at all times!!! what what!! beat that red china...no wait let me beat that for you uh uh uh!! hahahaha

Submitted by TitsMcGeeee on Mar 8, 10 at 3:45am

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In netherlands, nanny teaches you how to be a man at age eight. I'm lucky my nanny was hottt.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:41am

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