they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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