i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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