therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was born a porn star she said
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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