Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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