we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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