do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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