He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
