But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
