none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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