ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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