The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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