So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
That's when you crack a 10am beer
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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