Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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