we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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