Yo dont text me then not text me
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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