3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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