i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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