I can tuck mytits in my pants
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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