I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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