Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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