Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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