i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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