Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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